you suck at cooking, that youtube channel devoted to not boiling food, toast it, bake it, fry it, hold your food up to the sun, rub it between your hands till the friction cooks it, anything but the pot of boiling water.
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''and now there is the internet: this is a pulpit for what anybody says, which gives pig ignorants their best occasion to foul our wells with extra information.'' alessandro gallenzi, ars poetastrica. ( j.g.nichols translation).